Tarzan and Jane


When  Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle,
She was  attracted to him and, during her questions  about his life,
she asked him how he had  s Ex.

"Tarzan  not know s Ex,"  he replied.

Jane  explained to him what s Ex  was.

Tarzan  said, "Oh ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of  tree."

Horrified,  Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I  will show you how to do it  properly."

She  took off her clothing, and lay down on the  ground.

"Here,"  she said, pointing to her privates, "you must  put it in here."

Tarzan  removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his  considerable manhood, stepped closer to her, and  kicked  her in the crotch!  

Jane  rolled around in agony for what seemed like an  eternity.  

Eventually,  she managed to gasp for air, and screamed, "What  did you do that for?!"

Tarzan  replied, "Check for  squirrel."