Some Cheesy Pickup Lines

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"


"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place to buy?"


"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"


"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."


"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you."


"Do you believe in love at first sight----or should I walk by again?"


"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."


"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Claude Van Damme you're sexy"


"If you were chicken, you'd be impeccable"


"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"


"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"


"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."


"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."


"Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."


"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."


"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."


"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."


"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."


"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."