Some Cheesy Pickup Lines
"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place to buy?"
"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you."
"Do you believe in love at first sight----or should I walk by again?"
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Claude Van Damme you're sexy"
"If you were chicken, you'd be impeccable"
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."
"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."
"Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."
"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."
"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."
"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."
"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."
"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."